Don't Feed the Sea Gulls...
...and other rules for Shore vistors. (not real estate related)
I found this list of rules for people who are visiting the Jersey Shore this summer. Some locals might even call the vistors "bennies."
6. Don't Feed The Seagulls. This is in italics because it is especially important. Not only are you teaching them a behavior that is un-seagullish and can't be replicated so as to keep them alive the other eight and a half months a year, but as with all living creatures . . . you eat, you poop. Except that seagulls have this reaction almost instantaneously, most likely right over the family next to yours on the beach. Don't Feed The Seagulls.
I found this list of rules for people who are visiting the Jersey Shore this summer. Some locals might even call the vistors "bennies."
6. Don't Feed The Seagulls. This is in italics because it is especially important. Not only are you teaching them a behavior that is un-seagullish and can't be replicated so as to keep them alive the other eight and a half months a year, but as with all living creatures . . . you eat, you poop. Except that seagulls have this reaction almost instantaneously, most likely right over the family next to yours on the beach. Don't Feed The Seagulls.
posted by Little_Silvered at 7:31 PM
4 Comments:
Not to get technical but it's BENNYs - an acronym for Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, New York.
Or - if you owned a business - it means benni-ficial.
Bergen Essex Newark and New York
Boston, Enid, Nebraska and New York
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny
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